I can feel you judging me through the phone.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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