Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
