Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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