Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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