I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Randomize