But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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