I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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