Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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