HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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