You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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