I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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