Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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