the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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