As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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