Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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