can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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