so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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