He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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