But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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