ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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