My pussy is not your playground.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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