I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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