We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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