No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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