It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Randomize
