Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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