walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Randomize