he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
is that a dick in a sweater?
My bed smells like the plague
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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