Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Your cock deserves a montage
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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