he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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