summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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