I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
do herpes really smell.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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