Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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