It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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