what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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