do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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