i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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