end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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