That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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