My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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