Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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