You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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