Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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