Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so let's talk penis.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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