Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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