She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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