Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
