So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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