I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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