i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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