woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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