So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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