I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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