Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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