I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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